Friday, April 11, 2008

An Interview with Midshipman Captain Zerbin Singleton (fake interview)


On 10 April 2008, Salty Sam caught up with Midshipman Captain Zerbin Singleton. Well, not really...the whole interview was fabricated but here it is anyway.

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Salty Sam: Midn Captain Singleton or may I call you Zerbin or Zerb?


BC: Midn Captain Singleton is fine.


Salty Sam: OK. So congratulations on another great season, then being named Brigade Commander, then getting all those awards, and finally for just being a plain old bad @ss.


BC: Ummm, thanks Salty.


Salty Sam: Have you heard of Salty Sam before?


BC: No, but my company officer said that you existed a long time ago...like in the 1990s.


Salty Sam: You are correct sir. FYI, Salty Sam is basically the school rumor guy and a general pain in the "air force".


BC: Oh great.


Salty Sam: Let's get started. Have you seen Coach Johnson in his Georgia Tech duds yet?


BC: No I've been kind of busy these days.


Salty Sam: He kind of looks like Charlie Brown with all that yellow on.


BC: No comment Salty.


Salty Sam: "No comment" is technically a comment.


BC: Well, I'd like to think of Coach as a big bee that can sting. He's still a legend around here.


Salty Sam: Fair enough. How awesome was it to beat Notre Dame?


BC: Amazing. I can't put it into words.


Salty Sam: Did you think of shooting anyone when the refs called that bogus pass interference penalty before we won?


BC: No, why would I think that?


Salty Sam: Oh sorry, maybe it was just me (embarrassed). Have you heard about West Point's alternative service obligation for football players?


BC: Yes, I was surprised about that. It sounded like something Air Force would do.


Salty Sam: Ohhhhhh, you just called out Air Force and Army didn't you???


BC: Just kidding. Don't print that.


Salty Sam: No problem (wink, wink). What's the Dant like?


BC: Salty, are you trying to get me canned?


Salty Sam: Not really, just manufacturing controversies.


BC: I noticed.


Salty Sam: GoMids.com is having a tailgate party next week and I was wondering if you would do a keg stand for us alumni?

BC: I don't drink.

Salty Sam: OK, sorry. One last thing, how bad do Adam Ballard's feet smell?


BC: (laughing) Pretty bad.

Salty Sam: Midshipman Captain Zerbin Singleton. Thanks for your time.

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